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jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

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marththebland:

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octopusoracle:

if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia

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holy shit

i thought inflation was bad when I was there

it’s like postwar germany

take your wheelbarrow of neopoints to the market to buy a loaf of bread

you’re right neopets is exactly like postwar germany

there is absolutely no difference between neopets and postwar germany

(Source: monoeko, via thedisorderofmylife)

randomlittlespark:

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once

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guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

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unfavoring:

do you ever just want someone to come over and lay on the floor with you for a while

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"I don’t care about losing people who don’t wanna be in my life anymore. I’ve lost people who meant the world to me and I’m still doing just fine."

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