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last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them


why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

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smoking we’d

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"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

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 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married


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i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

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" As an institution, the American media seem to have decided that no superstition, stupidity, error in fact or Big Lie is too superstitious, stupid, wrong or evil to be disqualified from ‘balancing’ an opposing fact. Because, otherwise, the truth might be cited as evidence of liberal bias.” ..(Bob Garfield)
16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!


I often romanticize about these types of train rides.

I want to look at this for forever


god mom check my FAQ

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