#bb16

“I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.”

– arixsafari (via arixsafari)

quorious:

this is the funniest post i have ever seen and now i need to start watching this show

wifiweed:

*goes to fancy restaurant orders the kids’ meal*

I think we know who is really running this country

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

gravity-engineer:

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

I’m not only over teen. I AM ELEVENTEEN!

gravity-engineer:

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

I’m not only over teen. I AM ELEVENTEEN!

led-leviathan:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

Do you know what a protagonist is

ndnickerson:

twoandahalffucksigive:

Trent’s words of wisdom.

damn straight

ndnickerson:

twoandahalffucksigive:

Trent’s words of wisdom.

damn straight

officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom