#bb16

imnotjailbait:

imnotjailbait:

Still don’t believe how much of a piece of shit monster Dr. Luke is? #FreeKeshaLuke #StayStrongKesha


Don’t ignore this. Realize what a monster Dr. Luke is.

imnotjailbait:

imnotjailbait:

Still don’t believe how much of a piece of shit monster Dr. Luke is? #FreeKeshaLuke #StayStrongKesha

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Don’t ignore this. Realize what a monster Dr. Luke is.

scarybioloyg:

fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

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barebackinq:

*runs out of breath while eating*

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

docwithtardisfez:

spenceralthouse:

Sound logic.

The logic of store decorators everywhere.

docwithtardisfez:

spenceralthouse:

Sound logic.

The logic of store decorators everywhere.

queerbaitingforgodot:

[guesses correct password for old account] nice, ive hacked it

complajn:

Heathers (1988)

complajn:

Heathers (1988)

allyaisthebae:

make sure all of the letters on my grave stone are lowercase so i can remain cool and casual even in death

zackisontumblr:

if you want to challenge yourself just listen to every song on your ipod without skipping any

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  • That's not how you say it.
    White Co-Worker:
  • But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
    My Dad:
  • Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
    White Co-Worker:
  • You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
    My Dad:
  • Just English
    White Co-Worker:
  • Tell me something. What does a cow say?
    My Dad:
  • Moo?
    White Co-Worker:
  • That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
    My Dad:
  • *sheds white tears*
    White Co-Worker:

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

bunsen:

when even google can’t help u find the answer to ur homework

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here