forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

(via eddietwerkmayne)

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

(Source: shadzu, via xxbeautifuldisasterxx17)

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

(via itsjust-an-illusion)

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via please-dontbreakmedown)