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polkanots:

trends women should avoid 2014: men’s opinions 

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ultrafunnypictures:

My sister got a microscope for her birthday

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cemeteryweaather:

hi i’m tate i’m dead 
lameborghini:

my throne
fuckyeslilkim:

Lil’ Kim & Edgar Allen Poe

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

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Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
Me: Yes
sa-hara:

graffeti:

why does him eating make him even hotter

holy shit, i could watch this for hours

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evicte:

Advice from a 35 year old I was talking to today