#bb16

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

broriarty:

francieum:

fillmyeyeswithstars:

wheelcher2:

coolpup:

is it pets mart or pet smart

are we human or are we dancers

where am I

To the first question, it is Pet Smart.

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Each of the words are a different color, and the ball bounces in between both of the words.

And as for the second question, we are human. Dancer is a type of profession.

that poor third person’s question wasn’t answered they’re probably still lost

clublillies:

My whole life

clublillies:

My whole life

kaeandlucy:

this is my all-time favourite tumblr post

kaeandlucy:

this is my all-time favourite tumblr post

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

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Reasons why Cold Months are the best:

seasons-of-lov3:

  1. No bugs
  2. Warm Sweaters, Boots & Comfy Clothing
  3. Halloween
  4. Thanksgiving
  5. Christmas
  6. New Years
  7. Soup
  8. Cozy Blankets & Cuddling
  9. Hot Chocolate & Pumpkin Spice Lattes
  10. Beautiful Snow
  11. Gorgeous Autumn Trees
  12. Crisp Air
  13. Pumpkin Picking
  14. Rockefeller Centre Christmas Tree in NYC
  15. The Scents & Tastes
  16. Christmas & Halloween Movies and TV Specials
  17. The Atmosphere & Lights & Decorations
  18. No Bugs
  19. No Bugs
  20. No Bugs

urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a pageimage

  • what do u want 4 birthdy??
    mom:
  • video gaem
    me:
  • no vid game, child.
    mom:
  • money
    me:
  • 4 what
    mom:
  • for video gm ae
    me:
  • outsmarted agen
    mom:
fieldbears:

britneyjustin:


britsanity:






Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”



i can never not reblog this



T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”


The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

fieldbears:

britneyjustin:

britsanity:

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’