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bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

freshsprince:

i love that book the fault in our wallflowers

(Source: privilegedblackteen, via encourage)

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

(via encourage)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

image

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via dutchster)

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: bullied, via withouthelovee)

decade:

- more here -

foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

(via dutchster)

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

(via withouthelovee)

pornstarwars:

unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

blackmail

(via thedisorderofmylife)

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via tinkleswinkle)

Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That's too bad.
Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don't give a fuck.

shouldnt:

even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian

(via flawsofthetwentyfirstcentury)

jessgeekz:

solitarylikeme:

#why is nobody explaining these pictures#everyday a new one surfaces with no caption#I need answers x

his face just screams i have an army
anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.