spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

(via the-blonde-onee)

dirktier:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

(Source: jvnko, via crownn)

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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